First Verse: Up in a Marks & Spencer's, was heavy spending

I was in Exeter finding where Next is

Yesterday, with my mum, copping the black jeans

Hadn't worn them since I was a young lad, teen

Went from Okehampton that's north-west of Chagford

And it took tens of minutes but still man good

Was in the county for three or four hours

Bless my impatience, I should get my flowers

Also went to HMV

To get a Lady Gaga t-shirt

But there were none that were there, it was deep and it hurt

But I know one day there'll be one that is saved for me

Anywhere in the world, any place to be

Anywhere, might see her on the stage, I'll scream

Every word of her's, rehearse 'em like the bible

Number one fan, I'll be claiming that title

Chorus: Different brands, I'm a different man

I'll be posing for cameras next to coniferous stands

Pick my players, this ain't no FIFA drafts

And I'll have the power like leaders have

South of the west, I'm about all the best

Getting clout and respect under clouds and the threats

The amount that I get, it is loud in my head

Soon, will be more that I'll be allowed to accept

Different brands, I'm a different man

I'll be posing for cameras next to coniferous stands

Pick my players, this ain't no FIFA drafts

And I'll have the power like leaders have

South of the west, I'm about all the best

Getting clout and respect under clouds and the threats

The amount that I get, it is loud in my head

Soon, will be more that I'll be allowed to accept

Second Verse: Fold that paper money like it's origami

Store it in my wallet like kids storing Lunchly

So many choices

It's like dealing with my future surrounded by so many voices

Been doing this a lot ever since I started college

And I only had a couple of problems

Didn't have enough to spend

Need more to get on that fashion trend

Picture my girl with the double denim

And she's bound to cause a lot of trouble, bedlam

Got our heads on the pillows with ruffled edges

And she always gazing at my muscles flexing

Yeah, she always staying in the uppertendom

When I am the captain, she is my lieutenant

I got love for the chains and the hearts on the pendants

The wait always short when it comes to our sessions

Chorus: Different brands, I'm a different man

I'll be posing for cameras next to coniferous stands

Pick my players, this ain't no FIFA drafts

And I'll have the power like leaders have

South of the west, I'm about all the best

Getting clout and respect under clouds and the threats

The amount that I get, it is loud in my head

Soon, will be more that I'll be allowed to accept

Different brands, I'm a different man

I'll be posing for cameras next to coniferous stands

Pick my players, this ain't no FIFA drafts

And I'll have the power like leaders have

South of the west, I'm about all the best

Getting clout and respect under clouds and the threats

The amount that I get, it is loud in my head

Soon, will be more that I'll be allowed to accept