Slap Chop - Intellectual

[Intro]

Slap chop, slap chop, hit it with the slap chop

I see a carrot, I slap it

I see an apple, I chop it (Aye!)

I see an onion, I slap it

I see an orange, I chop it (Aye!)

I see a pear, and I slap it

I see a garlic, I chop it (Aye!)

I see asparagus, I slap it

I see some celery, I chop it

Slappin' it, choppin' it, choppin' it (Ayy!)

Slappin' it, choppin' it, choppin' it (Ayy! Ayy! Ayy!)

Slap chop, slap chop, hit it with the slap chop

I see your mans and I slap him (Ayy!)

I see the books and I chop them (Ayy!)

I see the kernels and I pop 'em (Ayy!)

I see a 40, I grab it (Ayy!)

I see a movie, I watch it (Ayy!)

I see a fourth dimensional star stream black hole and I'm floating through it, well, here we go!

Slappin' it, choppin' it, choppin' it (Ayy!)

Slappin' it, choppin' it, choppin' it (Ayy! Ayy! Ayy!)

Slap chop, slap chop, hit it with the slap chop

I hear the music, I listen (Ayy!)

I flush the toilet, I'm pissing! (Ayy!)

I'm out the shower, I glisten (Ayy!)

I am new Cal, I am risen (Ayy!)

Anthony, let me out of the prison (Ayy!)

You ain't gonna be stopping me, no no!

Slappin' it, choppin' it, choppin' it (Ayy!)

Slappin' it, choppin' it, choppin' it (Ayy! Ayy! Ayy!)