[Intro]

Oh, I get it!

You think we're joking

You think, you think we're telling a joke here

This ain't no game, buddy

[Hook 1]

Got people calling me a parody (Uh-huh)

But no rapper compare to me (No no!)

But I've had a couple swear to me

"Hey yo, Cal, you're like the best MC"

[Verse 1]

I swear to god I thought I'd never be royal (Lorde!)

The sweater god's like a kettle about to boil

Aluminum rappers, plans get foiled

I put ‘em in the dirt like a seedling in the soil

Checking out my fingers for a green thumb

Cal, I need a mixtape; do you got one? (On the way!)

Something I could put on when I go dumb

Or listen with my nana while we chew gum (Nana!)

We could share it with you if you want some

No thanks, I already got gum (I'm good)

Are you sure, Cal? I think it's cinnamon

Oh yeah, you know what? I'll take one (Yum!)

Rappin' with myself, ain't no one on my level

So if you see me in the park looking kind of disheveled

Talking to myself, like possessed by the devil

Just leave me alone, I swear I ain't goin' mental

I get crazy raps off lazy naps

Wake up in the AM doing crazy laps (Okay)

Shrugs at the gym, getting crazy traps (Rekt!)

Elect to the senate, pass a crazy tax

[Hook 2]

No no, Cal ain't parody (No no!)

And no rapper compare to me (Nuh-uh!)

But one time Jay Z said to me

"Hey yo Cal, you makin' better raps than me!"

[Verse 2]

I'm chocolate mint, you're mocha swirl

I'm a roller coaster, you're the tilt-a-whirl

I'm Jurassic Park, you're Jurassic World

If you get what I'm saying, you're a (clever girl)

I can't be stopped (Nuh-uh), I can't be topped (Nuh-uh)

It says in my contract that I can't be dropped (Nuh-uh)

Signed with the Rock, they were amazed

Said, "Once you hear my demo, you'll just be blazed"

Celebrate at Denny's off Exit 3 (Let's go!)

Buddy, I got it, Grand Slams on me (Oh, thanks!)

Frontin' with the waitress, she's a divorcee (Oh!)

Givin' me a wink as she fills my tea (Hey, baby)

Round these diners, I'm a real Don Juan (Yup)

Syrup baptism, I'm a real Saint John (Oh, God!)

Nothin' sticks to me, I'm a Teflon don (Thank God)

Cleanin' up my spills like a real Exxon (Good boy!)

"Hot Dinner" praised on the hip hop Reddit (Swag)

They were loving all the bars, Cal got credit (Swag)

Mods took it down, wondered what was the matter (Swag)

Tryna keep threads safe from a fire hazard

[Hook 3]

Oh, got people calling me a parody

But no rapper compare to me

But I've had a couple swear to me

"Oh, Cal, you're the best MC"

[Interlude]

Oh, beat change up!

What am I doing here? (You're singing, buddy!)

I gotta sing? (Yeah, all the new good, good rapmens also sing)

Okay, here we go

[Outro]

Oh, girl, you're my girl, oh, oooh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, baby (That sounds terrible. Alright, hold on, hold on, we'll fix it. Okay, here ya go)

Oooh, oh that sounds better, oh oh

Oh yeah yeah yeah

Oh girl

Be my girl

Oh girl, you're my girl

Oh hey girl, be my girl

Be my girl

Oh be my girl

Be my girl

You're my world (Okay alright, alright, ok, stop stop stop stop stop stop)

(We, we'll do this on another song, one for the ladies)