[Intro: Cal Chuchesta]
Hey, Chesta-Chesta, mic tester
Can I get a freestyle? Sorry it's been a while
P-Pile, hey
[Verse 1: Cal Chuchesta]
Peelin' out like banana
Raps on my head like bandana
Chiquita 'nana, Chiquita 'nana
This ain't a peach from Atlanta
Or freshly squeezed Tropicana
Chiquita 'nana, Chiquita 'nana
Cal got 'em callin' the coroner
Dirty white boy like I'm Foreigner
You know that reference went way back
Yo, because homie don't play that
See, now I'm referencing Wayans
Showing you Cal can go way in
You can start callin' me Goku
Watchin' me go Super Saiyan
Yer boy Cal don't play-play
I don't whip and I don't nae-nae
Where I'm from, ya see a freakin' dead body every day-day
(What? That's not true)
Whose raps is true?
(Good point, carry on)
These rappers are pathetic, they won't give Cal no credit
I'm doing all the angles, got my verses geometric
Focus attack like I'm Ryu
Psychic attack like I'm Mewtwo
Hittin' you up with a Shoryu
Stars on your head, I confuse you
I'll send you on a trip, I call that a Rest
I keep it 300, I call that Sudden Death
[Break: Cal Chuctesta & Pink Guy]
It's you again!
You better not do what you did last time when we did the signing together
No, no, no
Eh, fuck you, mang
[Verse 2: Filthy Frank]
I got rats in the attic
My grandma's diabetic
I'm also a diabetic
It runs in the family
We are all diabetic
Yeah, Thomas the Tank Engine
T-Thomas the Tank Engine
T-Thomas the Tank Engine
So fast, so fast
I love Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the helicopter in Thomas the Tank Engine, yeah
It's my favorite in the Thomas the Tank Engine
Percy, Percy-Percy-Percy is the green train
Thomas the Tank Engine
Yeah, yeah, they call me the Rain Man
So stop on calling me gay man, I'm not gay man so stop it
Stop calling me gay man, I just like Thomas the Tank Engine
Thomas the Tank Engine goes "choo-choo" when he's angry
Who's your favorite character in Thomas the Tank Engine?
Mine is Thomas for obvious reasons
All the other trains, Thomas defeats them
Because he's better than the other trains, yeah
[Break: Cal Chuchesta and Filthy Frank]
Anthony's a fucking piece of shit
I agree
Don't ever fucking talk to me again
Me, too
Alright th-this next guy is the long lost son of the Vladimir Putin
Th-the N-N-NFKRZ!
[Verse 3: NFKRZ]
Hey, NFKRZ on the block
There's a Russian on the track, you're about to get shot
Never been in the corner selling crack but I'm coming real hard like a fucking Cossack
These bitches always said I ain't gonna be high but I am on the track right now with the fucking Pink Guy
Don't know how it happened but since then nothing was the same
Russian boy with an english skill is right now killing the fucking game
N-F-K-R-Z with C-A-L and P-I-N-K-G
Slapping hoes that look like they from motherfucking musical.ly
Pulling up on you in that fucking Benz
All black, 24 inch rims and stanced
Ye I'll fuck this pussy just like I should
Gonna make you wanna say "that's pretty good"
Freeze motherfucker, I call this the "cold war"
Pull up on me check out what's in store
Think you're hot shit, more like a hot pocket
I'll destroy your career and turn it to profit
I sent you to jail like I'm Stalin
Steal your peninsula like I'm Putin
I'm high as fuck like I'm Castro
Got a huge cock like I'm Rasputin
I'm the beauty, I'm the beast
I'm the cyka, I'm the priest
Got a hunger for the cash
And yes right now I'm on a fucking feast
Yeah, yeah
[Outro: Cal Chuchesta]
That was really good!
I don't know what he said, but it was really, really good!
Really good
Yeah
Over