On Deck Freestyle - Intellectual

[Intro]

It's been a while since a freestyle (freestyle)

It's Cal, and I'm on deck (on deck)

[Verse 1]

Yeah I keep it funny but I go hard

Yeah I'm makin' candy but I got bars

Yeah they think they caught me but I'm at large

Yeah I play the joker but I got cards

[Verse 2]

I'll be the king in a matter of time

Cal steals your queen and jacks your ride

Maybe toilet jokes are out of touch

But your whole tape's crap, it's a royal flush

Makin' girl rappers get spayed at the vet

Pair 'em all up and count the diamonds I get

Ace god says I got heart and soul

Keep a club in my sweater, that's my ace in the hole

Like Gaga with my poker face

Cal spills ink while you copy and paste

Like Solitaire with how I'm layin' it out

Cal kept it fresh while you're playin' it out

[Chorus]

Know when to hold 'em

Know when to fold 'em

Cal's crossin' over

I told 'em, I told 'em

Know when to hold 'em

Know when to fold 'em

Cal's crossin' over

I told 'em, I told 'em

[Verse 3]

Even though I'm joking I get respect

Even when I go dumb I got intellect

Even when I attack I can protect

Even when I go off I'm still on deck

[Verse 4]

I flex like Pump and I shuffle like Bruno

Pinochle set while these rappers play Uno

You're in my house and Cal is the dealer

Don't bring your aunt 'round here or I'll steal her

Is this your card? Magic tricks

I'm mac like Miller and I'm slick like Rick

These rappers want features; that's their wish

I've got nothing for ya, I make 'em go fish

Bought a mustache comb cause I'm ballin'

Got all my chips down, I'm all in

Don't talk to me, tryna act tough

Cause I see your hand, and I'm callin' bluffs

[Chorus]

Know when to hold 'em

Know when to fold 'em

Cal's crossin' over

I told 'em, I told 'em

Know when to hold 'em

Know when to fold 'em

Cal's crossin' over

I told 'em, I told 'em

[Outro]

Hey buddy

On deck (on deck)