[Skit: YouAintPackinMeat]

Hold on, Cal Chuchesta dropped a mixtape?

Aww sookie sookie now just when you thought everybody could drop a album this year in rap!

You got Kendrick

You got Aubrey "Quentin Miller" Graham

You got Meek "when in danger, use them Twitter fingers" Mill

You got Chingy Dingy

Then you got your boy Cal Chuchesta, Chuchesta, Chuch-Chuch-Chuchesta

Oh sookie sookie, now the skreets gon' love this, the skreets gon' love this. I swear to, swear to, swear to God

They gon' love this right here. That boy Cal Chuchesta top 5 dead or alive, yes sir yes he is

Well he died two months ago and then he came back alive

So technically the nigga top 5 dead and alive

But we ain't gon' get too much into that

We gon' get straight into this mixtape

This fire

This flames

This b-b-b-b-burning sensation of a mixtape

Let's get into it right now cause you are now listening to that Cal shit, ya bitch