[Intro: Filthy Frank & Cal Chuchesta]

(Filthy Frank!) Yeah!

(Cal Chuchesta!) You know what it is, bitch!

(Pink Guy!) It's that remix

You know I love that hot cocoa in the cold winter

You know what I'm saying? (I do!)

[Chorus: Pink Guy]

I'm in love with the cocoa

I'm in love with the cocoa

I got extra marshmallows

[Verse 1: Pink Guy]

It's getting cold outside, I make hot cocoa

Extra marshmallows, don't tell the po-po

She wanted hot coffee, I slapped her across the cheeks

Only cocoa bitch, get cozy by the sheets

My grandma made it for me, it's the fucking best

It's made from real chocolate with a pinch of meth

Do you wanna build a snowman? Fuck that, I got cocoa, bitch

Sitting 'round the fire with a mug and some cocoa bitch

[Bridge: Pink Guy]

Cocoa powder, I got cocoa powder

Cocoa powder, I got cocoa powder

Put it in a cup bitch, mix it with the milk

Let it sit for a minute, drink it, drink it, drink it, turn up bitch

[Verse 2: Cal Chuchesta]

I'm in love with the cocoa (I am!), but you got to sip it real slow (Yup!)

I'm in love with the cocoa (I promise), but first, you gotta blow

Got cocoa powder, check, a new saucepan on deck

Some cinnamon on top, hold tight so the mug don't drop

You spill yours on the floor, you won't get anymore

Get your butt to the store and buy me a baby seal

'Cause that's the deal

(Good rhyme!) Thanks! (You're welcome!)

And Cal come with that cocoa flow-flow

So hot you will burn your mo-mo

And I only cook with high-end cocoa

Gucci and Versace cocoa

Louis, Fendi, True-y cocoa

Dolce and Bugatti cocoa

Do I use that Hershey cocoa?

No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no

[Verse 3: Filthy Frank]

Come have some hot cocoa, it's really stormy

I smell the cocoa powder, it makes me horny

None of that Milo shit, a real authentic drink

You bring that Nestle shit, I'll pour it down the sink

Grandma's hot cocoa is the best, all the haters suck my dick

You can stand in the snow, drink your own piss

[Verse 4: Cal Chuchesta]

Call us the Cocoa Gang, sell cocoa on the corner

Come up and buy a cup and feel yourself get warmer

And now we got you hooked, don't worry, it's not lethal

And the cops can't stop us, 'cause cocoa's legal

Here at the cocoa stand money changes hands

Me and Pink Guy land about a hundred grand

That cocoa we cook, it's on that grandma level

We sold it down in Georgia and trapped the devil

Take that cocoa, it's so good, drink it, drink it

It's so yummy in your tummy all the time

In the day, it– I'm still going

[Outro: Cal Chuchesta]

I didn't expect the song to stop there, buddy