[Verse 1]

We are building a religion, we are building it bigger

We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes

We are building a religion, a limited edition

We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains

To resist it is useless, it is useless to resist it

His cigarette is burning, but he never seems to ash

He is grooming his poodle, he is living comfort eagle

You can meet at his location, but you'd better come with cash

[Hook 1]

Now his hat is on backwards, he can show you his tattoos

He is in the music business, he is calling you, "Dude"

[Verse 2]

Now today is tomorrow, and tomorrow today

And yesterday is weaving in and out

And the fluffy white lines that the airplane leaves behind

Are drifting right in front of the waning of the moon

[Hook 2]

He is handling the money, he is serving the food

He knows about your party, he is calling you, "Dude"

[Chorus 1]

Now do you believe in the one big sign?

The doublewide shine on the bootheels of your prime

Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat

You can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat

[Verse 3]

We are building a religion, we are making a brand

We're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple, Mr. Corporate Events

Take a walk through the jungle of cardboard shanties and tents

Some people drink Pepsi, some people drink Coke

The wacky morning DJ says democracy's a joke

He says, "Now do you believe in the one big song?"

He's now accepting callers who would like to sing along

He says, "Do you believe in the one true edge

By fastening your safety belts and stepping towards the ledge?"

[Hook 3]

He is handling the money, he is serving the food

He is now accepting callers, he is calling me, "Dude"

[Chorus 2]

Do you believe in the one big sign?

The doublewide shine on the bootheels of your prime

There's no need to ask directions if you ever lose your mind

We're behind you, we're behind you

And let us please remind you

We can send a car to find you if you ever lose your way

[Outro]

We are building a religion

We are building it bigger

We are building

A religion

A limited edition

We are now accepting callers

For these beautiful

Pendant keychains