[Intro]

I think you're sweet

And you do everything right

Those heartfelt conversations

Into the darkness of the night

And I swear I've never felt like this

About anyone before

But there's just one little thing

I find so hard to ignore

[Chorus]

Your dad's a DILF

He's absolute filth

And you might have his eyes, but you're half the size

I prefer how he's built

Your dad's a DILF (He's a DILF, he's a DILF)

He's like you on stilts (You on stilts, you on stilts)

And I can't take anymore, he should gеt a divorce

I can't help how I feel

Your dad's a–

[Verse]

It's not deep, I want your dad to be my daddy

I'll cheer him up on rainy days whеnever he's unhappy

And I bet if I kissed him, oh, his lips would taste of brandy

Can tell that he's a carpenter, a man that's pretty handy and

I don't feel bad that I see him when I'm sleeping

'Cause I can feel the tension at the table when we're eating

Coming in your house is the highlight of my weekend

That's why I'm never leaving, your dad is a DILF (Your dad's a DILF)

[Chorus]

(He's a DILF, he's a DILF)

He's absolute filth (Yeah, he's filth, yeah, he's filth)

And you might have his eyes, but you're half the size

I prefer how he's built (I prefer how he's built, you know?)

Your dad's a DILF (He's a DILF, he's a DILF)

He's like you on stilts (You on stilts, you on stilts)

And I can't take anymore, he should get a divorce

I can't help how I feel

Your dad's a DILF

[Post-Chorus]

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da, your dad's a DILF (Your dad's a fucking–)

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da (Your dad's a DILF)

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da (Can he be my daddy too, yeah?)

Da-da-da-da-da-da, your dad's a–

[Outro]

Yes, you are sweet

And you've done everything right

But I much prefer your dad

Even if he's fifty-five

And I've tried to hold it in

But now I've ran out of luck

Now you know your dad is someone

That I'd like to f–