[Intro]

“So I always saw Rollie on the computer, he was always on the computer...”

[Verse 1]

App Store, Trojan Horse

Trap door, flash drive

Timeline, patch bay

Every day, online

Machine learning, dream merchant

All night, screen surfing

Sine wave, space age

Rabbit hole, researching

Future perfect, new versions

Upgrade, short circuit

Disk failure, close curtain

Connect wallet, make purchase

Promo code, safe mode

Wiki page, case closed

Phishing scam, program

Got it all on cam

[Pre-Chorus]

Everything is optimized

Complicated, compromised

Consciousness commodified

Products personified

[Chorus]

My computer

My solution

Easy access

For the user

Space invader

Tech producer

Screen saver

Big consumer

[Verse 2]

Marketplace, tech bro

Stock price, just rose

Incubator, innovator

Downtown, renovator

Sweetgreen, hyperspeed

Flash mob, livestream

System crash, Doordash

Address, backslash

Fuzzy logic, trending topic

Slack channel, product launches

VCs, no profit

Open concept, big losses

Corporate sponsor, endorsement offer

Open office, broken promise

Many features, no options

Guest talk at the conference

[Pre-Chorus]

Amplified, advertised

Authenticated, qualified

Content is modified

Hope that you’re satisfied

[Chorus] x 2

My computer

My solution

Easy access

For the user

Space invader

Tech producer

Screen saver

Big consumer

[Outro] x 4

My computer