[Verse 1]

I used to keep a close eye on my girl

Life was fun when she was around

Our love was understated,  double concentrated

A bottle was quite resound

She didn't smoke, she didn't drink

But as she told me, she didn't wash

So I quit my job and I quit the ropes

And went back on the orange squash

(Yee-haw!)

[Chorus]

There is no point for your embrace

Because you've got a prissy face

And I consume more orange squash than I've ever had

(My liver's polluted!)

You can try to take me back

But the squash has taken track

Of course my love for you has...

Diluted !

[Verse 2]

I used to have a strong heart, yes I did

But now, life is turnin' bleaker

And just like my big tall glass of squash

My heart is gettin' weaker

I'm drinkin' myself to an earned degree

But there's too much of the tasty orange

I'll only be a memory

So I can't think what else rhymes with orange

[Chorus]

There is no point for your embrace

Because you've got a prissy face

And I consume more orange squash than I've ever had

(My liver's polluted!)

Squash is now my world

Just a sec, I've gotta hurl (Bleh!)

Of course my love for you has...

Diluted!

[Outro]

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