Steak Mitch! - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

He's got a penchant for ending

Lives

He's an expert in sending

Eyes back into the head

And when they roll up, it makes him

Smile

But he hasn't indulged in a while

So he's out on the town

Or, out on the prowl

Trying not to make a sound

But he's stumbling around

Inconspicuously staring men and women up and down

'Til he's found the little seed he's gonna plant into the ground

Her frame was tiny and her hair was long

I don't think she heard him, she was using Airpods

Luckily for him, else she might have been scared off

She was right in front of him

But she wouldn't be there long

So he plucked up the courage

Tonight is the night

Felt a sickness in his stomach

Like when you're afraid of heights

The thought made him shudder

But the feeling was so right

He was her shadow as the passed under the lights

He couldn't remember how deep in he had to go

But all he knew was that he had to go

But fuck it, he's feeling batshit so

He'll cut his new friend a new, nasty hole

"It's over, it's over, it's over", he said

Then held her as he listened to her last breath

Onto her shoulder he rested his head

He felt so alive because she was-

Red light, blue light

Shine in his eyes a little bit too bright

This here could get messy like a food fight

Not quite what he had in mind tonight

Red light, blue light

On his way to the nick

"Come on fellas, we've all been there

Chasing down the next fix"

His hands cuffed behind his back

But he's got a couple of tricks

And this is why you still have to look out for Steak Mitch

[Chorus]

Live for Steak Mitch or you'll die for Steak Mitch

[Verse 2]

Now, Mitch is clambering after me like a zombie

I'm rushing up the stairs in a blue and red onesie

That's too small so I fall onto one knee

And feel old Mitch's bony little hands on me

I shake him off but he's hot on my trail

There's a look in his eyes that says he's not gonna fail

But I don't wanna die tonight so I bail

And shortly after I hear one of my mates yell:

[Chorus]

Live for Steak Mitch or you'll die for Steak Mitch