[Intro: Donald Trump]

"You see what's happening, you see the rockets going up left and right

You haven't seen that for a long time

Space is a war-fighting domain

Just like the land, air and sea

We are going to have the Air Force

And we are going to have the Space Force"

Hell fuckin' yeah!

[Chorus]

Come up with me and join the team

It's as great as it seems

You're in the Space Force

It doesn't matter if you're kind or mean

If you're old or teen

You're in the Space Force

Step in the rocket, hit the shoulder lean

Fire the solar beam

You're in the Space Force

Come on up, we'll fulfill your dreams

Let's hear you scream

We're in the space force

[Verse 1]

Now I'm swiping down on my Facebook

Waiting for the supreme leader to grace us

With another broadcast

He's all made up

Hair done, suited

Air Mags laced up

Swiping down on my Twitter feed

Seeing whose wrist is most shimmery

Waiting for the news on the latest killing spree

Oh, the suspense is killing me

What do you mean you won't send me pictures?

I'm the living embodiment of chivalry

Autocracy and hypocrisy

Don't like it? You can speak to my artillery

I say tomato, you say tomato

You call it a joke and I call it bigotry

Imprison me with the rest of the enemies

And when I hit the showers I'll say hi to-

[Chorus]

Come up with me and join the team

It's as great as it seems

You're in the Space Force

It doesn't matter if you're kind or mean

If you're old or teen

You're in the Space Force

Step in the rocket, hit the shoulder lean

Fire the solar beam

You're in the Space Force

Come on up, we'll fulfill your dreams

Let's hear you scream

We're in the Space Force

[Verse 2]

In the Space Force, galactic race horses

Breaking records, Andrés will pay for it

You can't resist when you get a taste of

Our packet ice cream, the flavours taste gorgeous

Smash your face if you're on Chaturbate

I don't exaggerate when I say slaggy, fake whores

Get blasted mate, IRS at the gate

If you're stuck masturbating then file the report

I'm a great guy

What's a hate crime?

Pitchforks and torches, they create orders

Try fucking step to me

Do not test me because I'm rich and important

You'll get popped, G

I'll get off scot-free

I make the laws and I enforce them

Ozone ain't real and I've made the deal

So fuck your feelings, I'm awesome

[Chorus]

Come up with me and join the team

It's as great as it seems

You're in the Space Force

It doesn't matter if you're kind or mean

If you're old or teen

You're in the Space Force

Step in the rocket, hit the shoulder lean

Fire the solar beam

You're in the Space Force

Come on up, we'll fulfill your dreams

Let's hear you scream

We're in the Space Force