[Intro: Cacity]
Hi, I'm LAC The Skeleton, and today I will be teaching you how to make bread from scratch. Now, step one is pretty simple. What I like to do is (dotflow)
[Verse 1: Cacity]
Walk up in that bitch (ugh), fucking up your kitchen (aye)
I be making more bread than these bakers with precision
I-I-I-I-I just pressed some flour and let in drip we 'bout to mix in
Then we knead it all up if your hands are who that bitch is
Where the fuck are bitches at, my dick need some pussy to dip in
Do-do-don't get me started be-before I'm 'bout to [?]
I-I-I'm not fucking hеartless, all my practice is forbidden
Thеn you let that fucker rise, then you wait 'bout sixty minutes (yuh)
[?] wonderin' how my album be bussin'
And I just walk and they stutterin', I got bitches, they slobberin' (aye)
Bet you be strugglin', no more ramblin', mumblin'
If you had the drive like me then you just wouldn't be stumblin'
350 for that bitch in a hot minute (hot minute)
Take that shit out, butter up, cool and soften it (soften it)
That's how you make fuckin' bread with no promises
I'm off of this
(Wait, why does this recipe call for mango? What the fuck am I even making?)
[Verse 2: Mango The Only]
(I'm just gonna start rapping)
Add that pepperoni
Mango macaroni
Fuck this bread up while I'm smoking on my homie
Yeah, these rappers' shitty bars are a shitty way of coping
While I dream of this car, you gon' dream of [?]
I need a silver lining, call it Mr. Dinero
It's me, myself, and I like I don't got any heroes
And if you don't know me, just go and listen to weirdo
Make the mama proud, [?] like a kilo
Let me reload, aura, I'm a [?]
(Boom) changing colours, shut the fuck up
Pay my taxes, rich, I'm [?]
Bitch, I'm not like any other, I am beefin'
N****s pussy, they be griefin'
You complainin' when you tweetin'
I'm like Harry Potter, seekin'
Every weekend used to pop a couple tabs
I woke up in Virginia, tweakin'
Got your girlfriend out here, geekin'
And it's not my fault she needs it
If you want a problem
Bitches gon' be goin' 'gainst my legion
I be rappin' never breathin'
Every season mango season
I need help, bitch, I need Jesus
I record then I release it
He records then he deletes it
I'm not gon' lie
If I could fuck myself, I'd do it
I'm so motherfucking hard
I'd fuck your shawty with a [?]
Shut the fuck up, shitty rappers with a loud mouth
I be looking to the stores like paramount
Y'all music makes the internet feel proud
But my shit'll make the motherfucking crowd bounce
[Outro: Cacity & Mango The Only]
And if you do all that right, you should have a nice loaf of bread
Oh, it took us six hours to make this? Fuck you LAC, fuck you asshole. It's Mango.