(Verse 1)
Nancy likes needles but she doesn't mean any harm
Steven wears speedos that don't raise any alarm
Peter's far from perfect swinging on a dirty binge
Anne is an activist
They say she's slightly unhinged
(Chorus)
Oh it's a shame
But all I need is my midi- keyboard
Cos I am the terrorist synthesiser
A liar
Shoot me mother
I am the terrorist synthesiser
A loser
Kill me father
(Verse 2)
Ursula's underwear falls at the drop of a hat
Simon's dropped his standards but they don't sink as low as that
Sandra reads the Sun page to page
She thinks she knows the score
John is a jingoist
He's looking forward to war
(Chorus)
Oh it's a shame
But all I need is my midi- keyboard
Cos I am the terrorist synthesiser
A liar
Shoot me mother
I am the terrorist synthesiser
A loser
Kill me father
I...
I...
I am the terrorist synthesiser
A liar
Shoot me mother
I am the terrorist synthesiser
A liar
Shoot me mother
I am the terrorist synthesiser
A loser
Kill me father
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La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la
I am the terrorist synthesiser
Cos I am the the terrorist synthesiser