[Verse 1]

Head, ears, hips, and heart

Patron saints of dirty bars

I'll never be, I'll never be, I'll never be

Like the people who inspire me

[Verse 2]

I want to live on an island

I want to live a simple life

For the simple island people

I'll make them sandwiches

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Pre-Chorus]

Artichokes with lettuce

Corn on the cob with roses

Artichokes with lettuce

Corn on the cob with roses

Artichokes with lettuce

Corn on the cob with roses

Artichokes with lettuce

Corn on the cob with roses

Artichokes with lettuce

Corn on the cob with roses

Artichokes with lettuce

Corn on the cob with roses

[Chorus]

Artichokes with lettuce

Corn on the cob with roses

Artichokes with lettuce

Corn on the cob with roses

Artichokes with lettuce

Corn on the cob with roses

Artichokes with lettuce

Corn on the cob with roses

(Eh?)