[Intro: BVDLVD]

Yo, now it's time I show you how the UK does this

What's the story, what's the story, Balamory

[Chorus: BVDLVD]

What's the story in Balamory?

I think I wanna know, yeah

Bro, just got done billin' the zoot

So lets fuckin' smoke, yeah

I might daan a jack

Yeah, I ram it down her fuckin throat, yeah

All this shit in my system

I think I’m on the ropes, yeah

Every day and every night

I start it off with blow, yeah

Every plane I see, I fly across the fucking globe, yeah

And if I'm in the fuckin' vid'

Expect a fuckin strobe, yeah

And if I'm in the pit

Expect a thousand fists to throw, yeah

[Verse 1: Quade PoundSign]

Yeah, Quade PoundSign, yeah, yeah

What’s the story? I guess I got morning glory again

It’s an oasis, daily basis man, I’m horny again

Luckily I wake up to kisses, sex and all the events

That lead up to me coming man, I'm Jason Bourne in the flesh

And fuck a Tory man, you bore me, take it all as offence

I take my bitch, I lick her face in front of an audience

And I’m all but gone in the head, one shot from falling I meant

But my views are sealed and solid

Like they been poured with cement

[Chorus: BVDLVD]

What's the story in Balamory?

I think I wanna know, yeah

Bro, just got done billin' the zoot

So lets fuckin' smoke, yeah

I might daan a jack

Yeah, I ram it down her fuckin throat, yeah

All this shit in my system

I think I’m on the ropes, yeah

Every day and every night

I start it off with blow, yeah

Every plane I see, I fly across the fucking globe, yeah

And if I'm in the fuckin' vid'

Expect a fuckin strobe, yeah

And if I'm in the pit

Expect a thousand fists to throw, yeah

[Verse 2: BVDLVD]

Switch, switch, two phones, that’s my business

Kiss, kiss from my bitch, that's my mistress

Hit list, watch this, that’s a fist, bitch

High-pitched shit when they see me vicious, suspicious, malicious

I might come and take ya only witness

And leave 'em skinless, I beat it senseless

Yeah, you jealous, yeah, your jealous

And you're also a twat

Now someone come and tell me if I’m not spittin' facts

[Chorus: BVDLVD]

What's the story in Balamory?

I think I wanna know, yeah

Bro, just got done billin' the zoot

So lets fuckin' smoke, yeah

I might daan a jack

Yeah, I ram it down her fuckin throat, yeah

All this shit in my system

I think I’m on the ropes, yeah

Every day and every night

I start it off with blow, yeah

Every plane I see, I fly across the fucking globe, yeah

And if I'm in the fuckin' vid

Expect a fuckin strobe, yeah

And if I'm in the pit

Expect a thousand fists to throw, yeah

[Outro: BVDLVD]

Yeah, man, let's go, gang shit, hold tight L.S