[Verse 1]

Tried to find my sock, I know that it's lost

Something's gone wrong again

Need a shave, cut myself, need a new blade

[Chorus 1]

Something's gone wrong again

And again, and again, and again, again

And something's gone wrong again

Something's gone wrong again

[Verse 2]

Tried to fry an egg, broke the yolk, no joke

Something's gone wrong again

Look at my watch just to tell the time, but the hand's come off mine

Something's gone wrong again

[Chorus 1]

Something's gone wrong again

And again, and again, and again, again

And something's gone wrong again

Something's gone wrong again

[Verse 3]

Nothing ever happens to people like us, except we miss the bus

Something goes wrong again

Need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke

Something's gone wrong again

[Chorus 2]

Something goes wrong again

And again, and again, and again, again

And something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

And again, and again, and again, again

And something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

[Verse 4]

Nothing ever happens to people like us, except we miss the bus

Something goes wrong again

Need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke

Something goes wrong again

[Chorus 2]

Something goes wrong again

And again, and again, and again, again

And something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

[Verse 5]

Turned up early in time for our date, but then, we turn up late

Something goes wrong again

Need a drink, go to the pub, but the bugger shuts

Something goes wrong again

[Chorus 2]

Something goes wrong again

And again, and again, and again, again

And something goes wrong again

Ah, something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again