[Verse 1]

Well, you tried it just for once, find it alright for kicks

But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks

[Chorus]

And you're an orgasm addict

You're an orgasm addict

[Verse 2]

Sneakin' in the back door with dirty magazines

And your mother wants to know, "What are those stains on your jeans?"

[Chorus]

And you're an orgasm addict

You're an orgasm addict

[Post-Chorus]

Uh-huh, uh-huh, ah

Ah, ah, ah

[Verse 3]

You get in a heat, you get in a sulk

But you still keep on beatin' your meat to pulp

[Chorus]

And you're an orgasm addict

You're an orgasm addict

[Verse 4]

You're a kid Casanova, you're a no-Joseph

It's a labour of love, fucking yourself to death

[Chorus]

Orgasm addict

You're an orgasm addict

[Post-Chorus]

Uh-huh, uh-huh, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

[Bridge]

You're makin' out with school kids

Winos and heads of state

You've even made it with the lady

Who puts the little plastic robins on the Christmas cakes

Butcher's assistants and bellhops

You've had 'em all, here and there

Children of God and their joy strings

International women with no body hair

[Verse 5]

Ooh, so well, you're asking in an alley and your voice ain't steady

The sex mechanic's rough, you're more than ready

[Chorus]

You're an orgasm addict

You're an orgasm addict

[Verse 6]

Johnnie want fuckie, all ways, and always

He's got the energy, he will amaze

[Chorus]

He's an orgasm addict

He's an orgasm addict

[Outro]

He's always at it

He's always at it

And he's an orgasm addict

He's an orgasm addict