[Verse 1]

I can't believe

What my girlfriend did today

She screamed so loudly

And then she turned away

[Bridge]

Why did she cut me down to size?

She left me wondering

Can I do it right?

[Chorus]

What am I gonna do now the game's up?

Can't get her off, that's kind of rough

She better not tell my mates today

So baby tell me now

Do I need to measure?

Cause I'm feeling under pressure

I'm just hoping that the fear will go away

Don't wanna be a fake

[Verse 2]

I woke up in a sweat

Felt a disgrace

As she looked so beautiful

Upon her face

Feeling stupid all on my own

I put it down to experience

Cause now I've grown

[Chorus]

What am I gonna do now the game's up?

Can't get her off, that's kind of rough

She better not tell my mates today

So baby tell me now

Do I need to measure?

Cause I'm feeling under pressure

I'm just hoping that the fear will go away

Don't wanna be a fake

[Bridge]

Don't wanna be a fake

It's quite uncanny

Cause my favourite film is When Harry Met Sally

Now I'm finished

There's no way

We're ever gonna be okay

Don't wanna be a fake

How low can I go?

You might find me reading Cosmo

But when I'm finished

You know that you're gonna wanna be with me

Gonna wanna be with me

Gonna wanna be with me

[Bridge]

Got a girl on my sofa, yeah

Getting undressed

I gotta know can I deliver?

Cos I'm feeling stressed

[Chorus]

What am I gonna do?

Is my game up?

I've got the goods is that enough?

There's almost nothing left to say

So wish me luck, not gonna run

The final countdown has begun

Not gonna see or hear them laughing in my face

[Chorus]

What am I gonna do now the game's up?

Can't get her off, that's kind of rough

She better not tell my mates today

So baby tell me now

Do I need to measure?

Cause I'm feeling under pressure

I'm just hoping that the fear will go away

Don't wanna be a fake