[Interlude: Looney Lion]
It's our sofa we can swoon who we want
It's our sofa we can (do) who we want
It's our sofa we can (hump) who we want
Thrust who we want
Motor boat who we want (2X)
[Verse 1]
Tampons and (vibrators) laying everywhere
I'm messing you up cause I don't care
Cause I crapped and my butt hurts a lot now
And this weed was (snorted), not (smoked), ow wow
If you're ready to lose your virginity
Come to our facility
Deflowering girls ever since the nineties
And through the first time pains, it's still mighty
[Hook]
So bow chicka wow wow, ready to be wowed?
You are a fat cow
Come on, girl, take a bow
This is my tongue
Those are your lips
And we will swoon
And we will (do)
Can't you see that we show no signs of malice
All I want's for you to (suck my phallus)
And we will swoon
And we will (do)
I don't give a damn if I gotta go to work
It's my butt and I will twerk
[Interlude]
[Verse 2]
We all hope for wives with big butts
That'll let us go to strip clubs
Sipping wet farts from an old straw
Out of your cold ass till it thaws
(Snorting a line) in the bathroom
Eating some chocolate in the bathroom
Found a bloody Maxi-pad
Thing of this period some girl had, yeah yeah
[Hook]
[Interlude]
[Bridge]
It's our sofa we can swoon who we want to
It's our couch we can do who we want to
It's your butt, you can twerk if you want to
It's my mouth, I can kiss your mouth if I want to