[Verse 1]

When they beware of the stingy lover (Stingy lover)

[?] slip on under your covers

Trying to be in one city to the other

Doing the same thing to unexpected young dames

Hey! My name is John, you can call me a song bearer

Maybe there's a wrong error on your spreadsheet

I'm just a [?]

Hey! All the ladies love me

Doesn't matter whether I'm ugly, I'm the fuckbuddy of the universe (Universe)

And I've got the newest verse for the newest dame

Yeah! Love, sweet comfort of the flesh

And I'm just an emotional wreck and a commotion I calls when I'm in the set

Yeah!