Her ego

Weighs about a metric ton

And makes her really self conscious

I don't wanna hold out your gun

My chivalry is being held hostage

Your funeral parlor's packed

But I have general admission

It's a pit full of dead air

I need to see a medical physician

But I can't afford the medicare

So I die in your arms, wrong

Falsehood (of), skin talk (beauty)

Hair dye (yeah), liposuction (bakesales), silicone

She had a single cell ego in the form

Of her decomposed libido which was like that of

A single (?del gringo?), the door to her heart

Has a big enough key hole during screwing

She would need to get her hair pulled, she'd snarl and growl

As if she was a werewolf, oh, I used to

Be (?), she'd even let me hit

On the hood of her car, she could lure

Any men into a zoom, and make them think there's a water fountain

In the middle of a sand dune, to get her, you forget everything

Even if you were one of the last Christians, she'd usually fuck with

Mated with the state of masochism, beautiful siren

You would have to find the bridesmaid because we have

A different family that I've made from a hole of a different protoplasm

All these women have multiple orgasms on their back bone

I'm a Pegasus, horseback rider-verse

A product endorsed black spider, my whore

Moon, stay course and trap driver, she'll have

Me for main course and appetizer, when

I propose they don't want me back

That's why I befriend hoes and scrawny rats

Don't touch me I'm a hypochondriac

Um, could you pick up my dry clothes from the laundromat

I don't drive over in my Pontiac, so you'll burn body fat

Trying to catch me

My love for her was a neurosurgeon

Cut up my brain's frontal lobe

And turning my sensibilities

Into that of a disgruntled toad

Only one of us (?calm enough coming home?)

And in my humble abode a women says she'll put it up (?)

She expected me to wait on her one hand and foot

And would it take into account all the monumental input

So I thought did I want to be in love

Or did I want to invent

With one I'd have an expressional outlet

With the other I'm just a sexual house pet