[Verse 1: Busdriver]
We played Dallas
All the freaks hit the dance floor about nowish
I'm on couches
Getting compliments from strangers holding a bowl of fruit salad
But I'm standoffish
With a million dollar grin like I ran for office
And you got tan blotches
On your shaft looking like monster mash
Yeah you got Gandalf's dick
My game gets night vigils
On a kill streak I make two freaks suck like I sell icicles
When I tell you bite the nipple
With my speaking voice the seat gets moist and the cellulite wiggles
It looks like whales bathing
I get the clit excited and I get cited for tailgating
Make that booty drop
Girls in Montana I got them on camera like a movie prop
Girl that booty crazy
[Hook]
Shake it
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Can I touch it, should I touch it
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
You want me to touch it
You do what you do best I do my best to get you undressed
You think I...
You do what you do best I do my best to get you undressed
You think I...
You do what you do best I do my best to get you undressed
You think I won't?
Watch out for the big girl (alright then!)
When her bottom lip curls (alright then!)
Suffering from a licked pearl (alright then!)
She's a squirter I'm pulled further underneath the rip curl
I'm in a different city I don't really know nobody
But I met this chick and now I'm feeling on her lower body
Exaggerated booty make a nigga fill a tip jar
Looking like it was produced by Pixar
African booty with a medicine man and a rain forest
Looking like the back of race horses
If your diet's primarily carbohydrates you can be my date
I'll give you several main courses
[Busdriver puts on a voice and talks]
For sure
The fuck is this man?
Come on, we didn't come here for all this booty talk
The fuck man, want to hear you kick some conscious shit
It's an election year
Obama kills a hundred people via cellular phone
Simply by summoning all the predator drones
To vaporize an inactive base camp
World stage faceplant
The liberal commentator comes with a vague rant
That couldn't give a policy maker a leg cramp
But is called a gay tramp by the Texan lethal injection state champ
I make them thighs melt
When I keep pushing on the seat cushion I field those cries for help
This is what you can't do yourself
And she's so loyal all post-coital making me a tuna melt
Because I'm on one