[Verse 1]

Come to LA where the smog sings

[?] lattes

It's all dreams

And I'm in love with a talking hot air balloon

She gets drunk at the hair saloon

She has the biggest breasts and the shortest ad space

And there's a nigga dressed all in blackface

And that's why I'll be carjacked by a Korean volleyball team

[?] that's why my body all green

[Didn't pay you] to cross my mind my body's green grass

And my eyes are now a gaping wound

And they want to clean my gash

'Cos I'm being extremely rash

While chasing the moon

[?] thinker's wisdom

My body's implanted with a sprinkler system

And if that wasn't a drawback

They told me to fill out this draw back

Just in case it rains dogs and cats

[Hook x2]

When you cross my mind you best look both ways

'Cos my personality's bigger than yours

[Verse 2]

When you cross my mind you're best to look both ways

Walk the streets in an insulated space suit

Innovative breaks and loops

Give the bass their escape routes

If they're not intimidated and break loose

And the stimulants are grapefruits

You see Daddy Kev will be formin' all the wreckage

What anti-glare now I know how awful death is, yeah

This is my thoughtful message written in scribble

Only to be transcribed by the last man alive

Who lives in LA and was just having sex with an insecure dancer

Until he has testicular cancer and dies

But me, I sit on my lawn chair

Waiting for my tax return

Swinging my long hair, riding on a pachyderm

In an [Aeroshrift] store

'Til we hit aisle two I belong there [as ashes and urn]

In LA I'm dead, a cold snap that won't pick up on the heat sensor

I'm like your old dad

With false teeth and dentures

Selling biodegradable lawn to inflatable dolls

This is where the beat drops

And you put your hands in the air

Don't just stand there like [three] bewildered panda bears

Show some enthusiasm

Hopefully when the show's done I'll leave with a moody mandible who has a booty you can't fathom

[?] and too scoops so wash it down with fruit juice

Sorry, some times things cross my mind before I cross theirs

My thoughts are in their crosshairs

[Hook x2]

When you cross my mind you best look both ways

'Cos my personality's bigger than yours