[Chorus]

I won't dance

Why should I?

I won't dance

How could I?

I won't dance with an uncoordinated motherfucker like you

I won't dance

Don't ask me

I got two left feet for you

That's true

[Verse 1: Busdriver]

Why did emcees cross the street to get to the other side?

Where talk is cheap

Indefinitely take leave

Career options now only to rake leaves

While I'll pin up the truth for the nincompoops with my chin up astute

My very presence increases your insurance rates

In this rap endurance race, I'll

With hands-on training that you plan on claiming

But you look ... tampon at your own dance-a-thon