[Busdriver]

Typewriter, type writer, type, type, type

Typewriter, type type type type

[Busdriver and Radioinactive]

Put the piece of paper in the the little sauce and get the drizzle drops from the ink cartridges

[?]

But I can't swim fast on this tree trimmed raft

That I constructed from the vines I collected from the landscaper

And traded my newspaper for some sandpaper

Hey, let him in, he's a [?] for David Lеtterman

Dear Leathеrface encased a letter that's lowercase

And I swear that's a shoulder brace and a shoulder holster full of rattlesnakes

Breaking news story of a crimefighting novelist his way out of another bad review

Reupholster all of the rollercoasters with a bag of

[Radioinactive]

[Busdriver]

If you've read this, it's too late I've thrown my inner child from the dresser drawer

[Radioinactive]

Dear, Tipper Gore welcome to Jamaica

[Busdriver]

Have them carried away

[Radioinactive]

Secretary of the of the name of Mary J

Couldn't sign me because I am an immigrant

[Busdriver]

Got tissues in my ear

Drinkin' a bear keg, passed out, woke up, had my nipples piereced

Had a whole new experience when I opened my with crystal shears

[Busdriver and Radinoactive]

Plastic silverware, hyphen, marketing, exclamation point, napkins, paper clips, asterisk, Altoids, apostrophe, back simile, backspace, hyphen, semi-colon, excalmation point, cubcile, Coffee breath, and the paperclips, altoids

[Busdriver and Radioinactive]

Put a piece of paper

And even Ostrich heads

The paper was invented by the Chinese, made the guy sneeze from the gunpowder

Whose grandpappy was a fur trader

We deserve papers, 'cause we reserve acres of rainforests

Hold on

Although the percentage of the APR is higher than a flying fortress

Don't scorch me like you're tying torches to the dying orphans

How about this I'll trade you this banana peel

Unless you're chewing on the rarest view and have the finest view

Unless your parents sell drugs

Carpet torn in my Harvard dorm

And we harvest corn and other produce and manufacture phone booths

I'm a typewriter sleuth and I fight Moother Goose in a knightrider suit with a hot bowl of soup

And I'll come find you if you're a high-wire act 'cause my tire's flat

We still roll through with our phonebooks and our typewriters

[Busdriver]

'Cause I sky write in longhand

I can type 30,000 words per minute

My tie dye shirt and the crosshairs of the tiefighter

Nothing but spacebars on my typewriter 'cause I sky write in longhand

Nothing but spacebars on my typewriter 'cause I sky write in longhand

Nothing but spacebars on my typewriter 'cause I sky write in longhand

Nothing but spacebars on my typewriter 'cause I sky write in longhand