[Intro]

Oh boy

Bugzy Malone

You know, watch this

[Verse 1]

I got a phone call from Jammer

Hahahahahaha, I'm only playing

But it turns out I've gotta teach man some manners

I was on my way back from a big show

Then I seen "Light Work" in a Facebook banner

Man are tryna make EPs about me

But let me explain why that don't matter (Why?)

People lie, numbers don't (Yeah?)

People fade, numbers won't (Okay)

Numbers make people go broke

Now we got a popstar talking like he's road (Hahahaha)

How was it light work if it took five months?

Five months is a long time to be ghost

You look so stressed out

I hope he's not been drinking again, that's a downward slope

[Chorus]

How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?

Wasteman

He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me

Wasteman

He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league

Wasteman

Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?

Wasteman

[Verse 2]

I had to start training again

'Cause I heard he was gonna start raining again (Yeah)

My biro dried up but it doesn't matter

'Cause my lyrics don't get made in a pen

My lyrics, they go straight to your head

To the point that I made man take an offence

I made man chop off his Mohawk

Before he came back ranting and raving again

Wait, wait, it's five months too late

The nominations have been done, my friend (Oh no)

You can bring out six tracks in one week

But a hat-trick sounds like a desperate attempt (Yeah)

You made forty-six Bars of Pretend (Yeah)

If you ask me, that was a waste of a send (Yeah)

I will open your headspace, making a mess

I'm Freddy Krueger, you're Jason again (Hahahahaha)

[Hook]

How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?

Wasteman'

He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me

Wasteman

He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league

Wasteman

Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?

Wasteman

[Verse 3]

We can't have a fight like Ryu and Ken

Cuh we know you can only get brave with a pen

Nobody comes to your shows

'Cause it's like watching a zombie waking the dead (Hahahahaha)

Right now I'm on about fifty percent

My tour's gonna be one major event

When you get booked, nobody turns up

So you might as well do your shows in a tent

It's mad, I can just see the resent

And I know that you've been struggling to pay rent

You don't get shows and your EP flopped

And I've got an EP in the top ten

I roll deep, it's gonna get peak when I'm here

You look like the Crazy Frog with a beard

I left a man six feet deep, then he crawled out of the ground

Now I've gotta done your career

[Hook]

How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?

Wasteman

He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me

Wasteman

He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league

Wasteman

Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?

Wasteman

[Outro]

Oh boy (Wasteman)

Right now, ladies and gentlemen, we've got the main event

(Wasteman)

And I can't wait to hear what he says next (Wasteman)

He must feel like a wasteman

And in the blue corner

Weighing in at a measly sixty pounds

We have a wasteman

Hahaha

Bugzy Malone

(Wasteman)