[Intro: gupsemicolon, vai5000, Micah Callari]
Bitch, I'm 'boutta crash out, I love to text and drive
This interstate too boring, need to watch some Family Guy
Pedestrians are bonus points, I hit them with my car
Flash your brights, I'll brake check you, I love insurance fraud (gup yourself, Micah Callari)
[Chorus: gupsemicolon & Micah Callari]
Bitch, I'm 'boutta crash out, I love to text and drive
This interstate too boring, need to watch some Family Guy
Pedestrians are bonus points, I hit them with my car
Flash your brights, I'll brake check you, I love insurance fraud
[Verse 1: quququinny]
Okay, Garmin, crash out, I am drivin' fast now
90 on the freeway, road rage makes me lash out
Run a red light and I'll brace for the impact
Doggirl needs to T-bone, she's tryna have some car sex
I sext whilе I'm racin' down the highway
Unless you drive fast, you bеst get outta my lane
Drunk as fuck and speedin' down the backroads
Swervin' left and right as I take my date back home
[Verse 2: eris mirror]
It's a bugmush life, in the street it's on sight
I hate payin' taxes so I don't, yeah
I am not the biggest fan of the government
Peter Griffin on my phone, ah, to help me stomach it
You better come correct when you step into that hive
Pull up with the hammers, no one's gettin' out alive
Industry thinks that I'm a cash cow
But if you fool me twice, then I might just crash out
(Twice, then I might just crash out) F-F-Fool me twice, then I might just crash out
I can't sign to a label, my swag too different
My bag too heavy, they'd kill me! (F-F-Fool me twice, then I might just crash out)
[Verse 3: jessica may]
Crash out, crash out, hit the wall, all smashed out
Drivin' off all fast now, think I've blown my back out
Back out, back out, goin' very fast now
Beatin' like a heart but I'm not in my car now
Stack out, stack out, insurance pourin' racks out
Metaphor for tits but I ain't getting those out
Pass out, pass out, everythin' is black now
Drove so fast I passed out, think I had a crashout
[Chorus: gupsemicolon & Micah Callari]
Bitch, I'm 'boutta crash out, I love to text and drive
This interstate too boring, need to watch some Family Guy
Pedestrians are bonus points, I hit them with my car
Flash your brights, I'll brake check you, I love insurance fraud
[Verse 4: mentholgrrl, mentholgrrl & Micah Callari]
Family had a Garmin when I was like five
Got my learner's license but I don't know how to drive
Plus that shit's long expired
Let me be your designated driver
Parking lot, parking lot, sledgehammer in the parking lot
I pull up on a Cybertruck, I make that chassis crumple up
Trunk cut a couple fingers off a lucky license holder
Call me miss 808, 'cause yeah, I'm crashing out
[Verse 5: Micah Callari]
Out, out, out, out, out, get me out of this
House, house, house right now, I'm spiraling
Down, down, down to the floor, goin' in, fallin' out like a wedding vow
I'm on the brink of somethin' that you've never seen before
A girl who saw her life get turned to shreds and then ignored
She sought for the pieces she saw others tear apart
"Eureka!" she said, then they found her dead in her heart
(Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart)
[Verse 6: Jem]
Cra— Cra— Crash out, ass stains on the dashboard
If you know me well, you'll never be bored
Crash now, brain matter on a silver Ford
I don't think I am anymore
This road head had the price of life
I go 95 and I learn to fly
Crash out, car wreck with no survivors
'Cause that fucking doggirl didn't turn on her blinkers
[Outro: jellyroots]
No, no, be the bigger person, be the bigger person
I'm not gonna do that
I'm gonna hit you with my car, beep-beep!