(Verse 1)

Told me we had to pack up and move

Because she saw Jesus Christ in her clementine

Her faith is stronger than her perfume

And her water

Which she believes is wine

(Verse 2)

Threw her Bible down the stairs

So it would be there when she got down

Threw me in the backseat then drove barеfoot in a nightgown

Shotgun was her left hand man

But I wish he took thе wheel

I could barely hear her say "amen,"

Over the sound of tires squealing