[Intro: Young Jumbo]

[Gibberish]

[Verse 1: Budget Beast]

Hey there caddy, carry my clubs

You'll marry a slab, and have some wet chubs

Driving home, he hit a deer

Broke his car, now he can't shift gear

Want to impale him with a spear

He has less brains than King Lear

[Verse 2: Young Jumbo]

Remy, Freggly, wet slab, wet chub

My back is hurting, give me a wet rub

I'm gonna choke you with my dick

I'm gonna smoke you like magic

Johnson just got HIV

Give you a Rem-job, suck my D

I just want you to beat my meat

Then you can lick my feet

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[Verse 3: Budget Beast]

At least he knows how to speak

When guys pee, he takes a peak

His breath makes the whole room reek

Like his girl who's in the hall

Empty hallway, at least he's tall

Size seven shoe isn't small

He's as appealing as a wall

[Verse 4: Young Jumbo]

How dare you disobey me, boy

You better frolic with my toy

Shhh, don't tell about Tickle Time

I am yours and you'll be mine

Listen up buddy, did I stutter?

Nut in your butt that's a Nutter Butter

Just kidding Remy, that was all about Sean

He's a geological phenomenon

Canadian hockey players are super hot

My heart pounds when he takes a shot

[Verse 5: Budget Beast]

Remy gets all the disses

He cleans all my dishes

While I give Sean some kisses

Wish Sean was my missus

He's lookin' quite delicious

I asked for him for Christmas

Santa didn't grant my wishes

That made me pretty vicious

[Chorus: Young Jumbo]

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