[Verse 1]

Here I am playin' Mario Kart Wii

On my 32' flatscreen TV

Racing with all my friends but Remy

Tryna to get first-place but taking big L's

Because I keep getting hit with Blue shells

And I let out many angry yells

I'm so mad

And doing so bad

I would kill Wario's dad

[Verse 2]

I'll start playing from the back

Get bullet bills and attack

The front of the pack

'Cause I keep getting bumped off the track

I knew I should have picked the Mach Bike

'Cause I'm crashing on the turnpike

I keep throwing my Wiimote

And my walls are as dented as a boat

[Verse 3]

I want to play as Donkey Kong

He's fast and I love him all day long

So much I could write him a love song

We're gonna race on Coconut Mall

Get a shock dodge and I will pass them all

I knock Bowser off and lap him while he falls

Banana peel, it's the real deal

Daisy will hit it, and it will seal

My first place during this epic race

[Verse 4]

I can't believe you're using Toad

You know we're playing on Rainbow Road

You're pretty bold, you'll keep falling and it will get old

Even if you get a golden mushroom

You'll want to go zoom-zoom

Until you fly off and plummet to your doom

[Verse 5]

The last race is Maple Treeway

And there is not much left to say

I'm gonna make all the racers pay

All the other racers hate me the worst

'Cause Budget Beast always finishes first