[Intro]

I guess we’re doing, uh, too drunk to fuck right?

[Verse 1]

I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time

I quit my job because it gets in the way

Find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine

Called up my friends to come and waste the day

I got a dime bag, corduroys, coloured sleeves

And a bindle and some LSD

Now I'm just looking for a girl to meet

To help me forget my name

[Hook]

I could spend my lifetime getting high

Never wanna live in a suit and tie

Most of us are just living a lie

That’s why we get fucked up every night

I'm getting drunk all night

Oh I'm getting drunk all day

Oh I'm getting drunk all night

I'm sorry but I have to say, I'm too drunk to fuck (ya)

(I'm sorry but I have to say, I'm too drunk to fuck ya)

[Verse 2]

Now the party was jumping and the girls were flying

With the lipstick summer glaze

Got so many women coming after me

I put some pussy on lay away

I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck

And I wouldn't wanna change a thing

Young and dumb and full of cum

With a sugar loaded candy cane

[Hook]

[Bridge]

I can’t eat, can’t sleep and I'm bored as fuck

And the girl I want just walked away

She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck

Looks like I'm not getting laid

[Hook]

[Outro]

Yeah! No, too drunk to fuck you, ooh!

I'm too drunk to fuck you, somebody, help me!

Lord have mercy, somebody help me I can't fucking breathe

I'm too drunk to fuck!