Sugar Nuts - Intellectual

Funky, funky, funky

Get funky, get funky, get funky, get funky

How about humming along as I play on this one-string Ethiopian violin

I speak truth, solid gold sweet tooth in my Adidas

It’s hysterical, a miracle I don’t have diabetes

On the day that I was born, the doctor yelled out, “it’s a boy”

My mother said it shocked her when I talked in bed for Chips Ahoy!

Just a junk food lovin’ young boy snackin’ in the rumour since

I’m kind of coming unglued for some Jujubes and some Junior Mints

Hold me back, zodiac pisces like the Swedish Fish

Not a scorpio, a meat and Oreos my fiendish wish

Horny toad, wicked man, I stick my hand in honey jars

Unzip the Fun Dip and scarf a bowl of Lucky Charms

Fruit Loops coming out the poop chute, new recruits

So many Oh Hеnry! and a handful of Jujyfruits

Problematic, Kit Kats, I sit back in comfy chairs

To go nuts on donuts and crush a bag of Gummy Bears

Antsy the pathway to thе pantry man is badly worn

Freaking out and far worse for Starbursts and candy corn

Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts

I like and you like the sweet stuff, yo

Wow that’s tricky, let’s try it again

Coming back for second helping, check and shelving something fly

Deep ache, my knees shake for cheesecake or pumpkin pie

Tea break, gelato Bis!, my motto is treat your tummy

Rockets in my pockets while chomping chocolate Easter bunny

Eat your gummies, try to hide the evidence with coverups

Pieces of the action and Reese’s peanut butter cups

Worst crime just like the first time, I’m not a rookie though

Twizzlers, Dairy Queen, blizzards with cookie dough

Taking no prisoners, catastrophic risk

I can’t turn a blind eye to key lime pie or Coffee Crisp

It’s obvious, in my free time I’m eating Lemonheads

Never make me beg for a Creme egg or M&Ms

Ladies and gentlemen, surrendering to risky schemes

I must take a cupcake and a whole box of Krispy Kremes

Feeling frisky, peak and crash, secret stash of Mars bars

Large or watch Star Wars just to see Jar Jar

Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts

I like and you like the sweet stuff, yo

Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts

Oh yeah, it’s sweet

Yeeeeeeeeeeesss