I'm sorry bout the turtle
I didn't mean to rape it all
I injected black tar heroin
Directly into my ball
I ain't got time for them testicles
I ain't got time for no festivals
I don't wanna play no games
Only writing six lines, hoping for some fame
Ask me how I feel like, man I feel like shit
I was fuckin a turtle and then my dick went up in flames
Up a lesbian's asshole, goin' in a line
My wood tall and hard, it's tree like It's pine
Check that 40 dollars that I hid inside my spine
Get another hooker blowjob hoping god gives me a sign
And when I saw that turtle, I thought that was it
Didn't want suck a cock or any friction on a tit
And the tortoise lookеd into my eyes, man I felt rеady
Swear to god, I was boutta fuck that thing and never quit
God did give a sign, man this shit was a gift
It's got a shell on it's back, and I was feeling really swift
But I didn't read the rules, turns out this is illegal
So I was out here in car, and I'm tryna drift (skrrrt)
The police is after me
They found out that I bought black tar heroin
And raped a turtle
I didn't know this wasn't allowed
I'm very sorry for raping a turtle
I wasn't tryna disappoint my parents
But, I was tryna fuck a turtle real nice
Put an afro on it, it feels like ice spice
Look at my wrist, it's time to do a turtle, got that ice
Time to tell the time to my turtle, we fuckin twice
I don't wanna be in jail, all cause I broke the law
I just wanna date a turtle then dig in with my jaw
I was tryna eat it up, tryna eat it so raw
I forgot how to cook, don't have a knife I used a saw
This is the problem with the USA
It's a free country of choice, it's what they all say
But I'm not even allowed to fuck a turtle
So I went to Joe Biden's house and (CENSORED)
I'm very sorry for my actions
I know what I did is wrong
And yet, after all the pain and semen
My opinion still stands strong
If our society yearns to be successful
We must get over one tiny hurtle
We must progress, advance, and educate our young-lings
That it's OK to fuck a turtle