I abducted and raped a turtle

Going to jail is just a tiny hurtle

I skinned it alive write it in my journal

In with my dick got really internal

I was streaming that shit on twitch

I was fucking in like its my bitch

Acting like it was just a glitch

None of the info is rich

Man, you don't know

I sold the body to Joe

Boy is acting real slow, tryna flow

"You telling me u fucked a turtle fo sho?"

Shopping cart, cripple fart

Tore a turtles guts apart

Acting like in court like I'm smart

Nuh i ain't not. Nuh i ain't not

Boy, they gave me 15 years

My entire life disappears

In front of my eyes, in front of my ears

Crying all of my clarity tears

I was messed up that shit was on sale

I smoked the whole thing, dig with my nail

Want a second chance, that boat has sailed

Now they gonna rape me back in jail (Ay!)

Jacking off while eating turtle meat

Doing it outside on the turtle street

4 young kids and they mom be watching

She step on my dick it go squashing

BAM! Homemade trans surgery!

She stole my cock rights like burglary

Huge puddle of blood i see this

I start to scream in the name of my penis

Oh shit, it burns like degree four

Man never felt such fucking pain before

Her kids are traumatized for life

They gonn' one day try it with a knife

Shit she fucked up her plotting

I call the cops while my penis is rotting

I'm nodding here yea, I'm now infertile

All of this shit cause I'm raping a turtle