Laura Winslow: "Steve?"

Stefan Urquell: "Steve? Steve who? No, no, no, no, no

There is no Steve here

I'm Stefan sweet thang!"

Verse:

I ain't felt like myself lately/

Too cool, so cool

Mufucka can't take it/

Comparisons to your favorite rapper need to stop

You wouldn't want me in a box/

'Cool juice' up in slot. 'Boss sauce' up in the slot

Urkel never coming out/

Cruise control but never lose your soul

Control the cruise, that's how you're supposed to do/

Exactly why I do this music though

I did the opposite what I was told to do/

I'm so opposite CNN (yup)

Look around me they don't know the news/

But they make the news. Can't blame the dudes

Never had the tools handed to em/

Unless a 'tool' a gun and then you know somebody gave it to em

To do something only hate influenced/

Right from wrong we can't decide, we can't intuit

A way of life and we came into it/

Oftentimes I find myself depressed more than not

Feeling like it's more to have than I've got/

Feeling like it's more to see than I will

Deceiving doubt start to build..CHILL!/

No sweat baby. Anhidrosis

So what me and the neighbors are not the closest?/

So what if an altercation with cops could possibly leave my breathing bad?

Halitosis./

"That's life"

1 & 2 Killer Mike/

Out the speakers dreaming of a bill of rights

But whatever I just want to kill a Mic/

Cuz I'm good at that when I ain't great at life/

Is my art for sale? Maybe. Name a price

My HEART for sale it help my baby's life/

In this land where you're all the way left

Or you're all the way right, or you're all the way crazy right?/

I'll be cool to find my place in life

I'll be cool like ANYWAY in life/

I'll be cool like if Laura Winslow and Stefan had a baby right../

I'll be cool like uncle Eddie too in the midwinter when it's late at night!/

But you front 'cool' when you're not cool

That's that fake cool. You gon pay the price/

That buildup, trying to hold that in

Where I come from, how they take a life/

Can't you sense the danger?

Because of anger the "nigga moments" hang us/

He ain't never "Morph to ranger"

Because in life ain't no transformation chamber/ x2

Steve Urkel: "...but I found my 'cool gene'!"