[WOOF, spoken]

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, amen

(sung)

Sodomy

Fellatio

Cunnilingus

Pederasty

Father, why do these words sound so nasty?

Masturbation can be fun

Join the holy orgy, Kama Sutra

Everyone