[Intro: Funhaus]
Doh
D-demo, d-demo
D-doh
D-demo, d-demo
[Verse 1: Bruce Greene]
This snap that plastic
Rule 34, all porno
This one for dem babies
Dem YouTube, straight whiny bitches
Spinnin’, windin', living it up in the CD
Got disks in my disc tray
Gotta install games, they're so shitty
[Pre-Chorus: Bruce Greene, Joel Rubin, Lawrence Sonntag]
They're too bad (hot damn)
Called Ubisoft and Gabor
They're too bad (hot damn)
Make a demo disk like garbage
They're too bad (hot damn)
I snap my disk and you know who I am
They're too bad (hot damn)
They’re so bad on that PC and break it down
[Chorus: Bruce Greene, James Willems, Adam Kovic, Joel Rubin, (James, Adam & Joel)]
James, hit your computer (woo)
Adam, hit your computer (woo)
Joel, hit your computer (wooo)
'Cause Demo Disk gonna give it to ya ((wooo))
Don't believe me just snap
Cause Demo Disk gonna give it to ya
Cause Demo Disk gonna give it to ya
Monday night, and we're in the disk
Don't believe me just snap
[Hook: Bruce Greene & Funhaus]
D-demo, d-demo
D-doh
D-demo
Don't believe me just snap (d-demo, d-doh)
D-demo, d-demo
D-doh
D-demo
Don't believe me just snap (d-demo, d-doh)
Don't believe me just snap
Don't believe me just snap
Snap, snap, snap, snap!
[Verse 2: Bruce Greene]
Stop, wait a minute
Get the book, grab a demo in it
Make a fart, from Bruce’s snatch
Spoolio, get a match
Install Gamespy, Boonty Box
PC Accelerator
If they crash games, play flash games
Or Rule 34 masturbator
[Pre-Chorus: Bruce Greene, Joel Rubin, Lawrence Sonntag]
They're too bad (hot damn)
Go fuck yourself, like Anchorman
They're too bad (hot damn)
Tell princess Elsa I’ll spank her, man
They're too bad (hot damn)
I snap my disk and you know who I am
They're too bad (hot damn)
They’re so bad on that PC and break it down
[Chorus: Bruce Greene, James Willems, Adam Kovic, Joel Rubin, (James, Adam & Joel)]
James, hit your computer (woo)
Adam, hit your computer (woo)
Joel, hit your computer (wooo)
'Cause Demo Disk gonna give it to ya ((wooo))
Don't believe me just snap
C'mon!
[Bridge: Bruce Greene & Funhaus]
'Fore we leave (d-demo, d-demo, d-doh)
Lemme tell y'all a lil' something
Up-town demo disk (d-demo, d-demo, d-doh)
Up-town demo disk
Up-town demo disk (d-demo, d-demo, d-doh)
Up-town demo disk
Up-town demo disk (d-demo, d-demo, d-doh)
Up-town demo disk
I said Up-town demo disk (d-demo, d-demo, d-doh)
Up-town demo disk
[Outro: Bruce Greene & Funhaus]
Demos, bad shooters
Fantasy on computers
Monday night and we’re in the disk
Don’t believe me just snap, come on!
D-demo, d-demo, d-doh (d-demo, d-demo, d-doh)
Don’t believe me just snap, uh
D-demo, d-demo, d-doh (d-demo, d-demo, d-doh)
Don’t believe me just snap
Don’t believe me just snap
Don’t believe me just snap
Don’t believe me just snap
Hey, hey, hey, ho-ow!