Buster: We're tiny...

Babs: We're toony...

Cast: We're all a little looney

And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV!

Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers...

Buster: We crack up all the censors...

Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, get a dose of comedy!

So here's Acme Acres, it's a whole wide world apart

Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art!

Plucky: The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected...

Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!

Plucky: They're furry, they're funny...

Buster and Babs: They're Babs and Buster Bunny

Cast: Montana Max has money, Elmyra is a pain!

Buster: Here's Hamton...

Plucky: And Plucky...

Babs: Dizzy Devil's yucky...

Cast: Furrball's unlucky, and Gogo is insane!

At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree

The teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933!

We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney

It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!

Buster and Babs: And now our song is done!