[Verse 1]

I do you a favour and now I find you thanking me

Tryna give me money but I’m no a bank machine

I don’t know a lot but I know plenty funny memes

Humour never fades it’s bad barber’s dream

I’m so spaced out I think I’m rapping on tattooine

It’s like that when I write, I ink rhymes without tattooing

Needless to say I break fast like black pudding

Drifting round lines but avoiding an accident

I don’t say a lot like Rowan Atkinson

But when I do it counts like I’ve been practicing

I make it look effortless like Orange Cassidy

Forget about a chorus, Bohemian Rhapsody

Take an anti histamine and dance around like Mr Bean

My rhymes are frеsher than the Prince causе I’m drinking listerine

But I don’t recommend it won’t be winning like you’re Charlie Sheen

After everything I say I ask do you know what I mean?

[Verse 2]

I build up a rap, yeah I tile a verse

Then I flip that round I’m versatile it hurts

To know that I flow wrap around like a bow

All over your head like a murder of crows

I’m picking my poison success or I blow

Up like dynamite one way to go

Explode I rode with no turbo

Yeah I go slow but at least I go

You stopped, stuck in the same old spot

Saw you go backwards insane I thought

Cause I talk to myself it’s the name I got

I’m calling Colin cause I’m Colin it’s the way I talk

I don’t run on batteries nah I run on treadmills

The great outdoors, I run round like stencils

But more free flowing like a sketch by pencil

If you bite my flow call your insurance, dental

[Outro]

Cause I knocked your teeth out

Only joking, I wouldn’t do that