[CARETAKER, spoken]

Nonsense! If it didn’t exist, how would I have this jingle?

[LARRY BUTZ, spoken]

Oh no, please don’t…

[CARETAKER]

Ohhhhhhh!

Pasta shop! Pasta everywhere!

Pasta shop! Pasta in your hair!

Now listen up, you whippersnapper

Take all this junk, I want it gone

Do you think you own this lake?

[spoken]

You kids get off my lawn!

[LARRY, spoken]

What junk?

[MAYA FEY, spoken]

What kids?

[PHOENIX WRIGHT, spoken]

What lawn?!

[CARETAKER]

Yesterday is hazy

Ten years ago? It's all a blur

But Polly remembers

Remembers the way things were!

[spoken]

And you know the Wet Noodle, don’t you, girl?

[POLLY, spoken]

Wet Noodle! Wet Noodle!

[MAYA, spoken]

Awww! What a cute bird!

[sung]

Polly! Polly! Hey there, gal!

[POLLY]

Polly! Polly!

[MAYA, spoken]

Oh hеy, wow!

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Hold on

[sung]

Larry, please focus up

You heard what I askеd, right?

Do you have the slightest clue

What happened here last ni—

[CARETAKER]

Ohhhhhhh!

The Wet Noodle's where it's at

To get a real good deal!

The nest place by the lake for a tasty meal!

[PHOENIX, spoken]

...Okay. Larry, did you—

[CARETAKER]

Pasta shop! Pasta everywhere!

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Ugh!

[CARETAKER]

Pasta shop! Pasta in your hair!

Ohhhhhhhhh—

[PHOENIX, spoken]

OBJECTION!