[NAUTICA]

There’s a saying that I learned

Passed down through centuries

Which translated from the French

Means "Sista' please!"

Girl, you're special, you're rough

Yeah, but you're a gem!

And if people haven't seen it

Well, hey! That's on them!

So, you got a little baby fat—

It ain't no thing, yeah

Look at Twig! He's down with that!

It ain't no thing, yeah!

Now, why walk around

Like you're made of asbestos?

When Twig loves your eyes

Your thighs and your breasts, yes?

So shake like jello on a spring—

It ain't no thing, yeah!

It ain't no thing!

[LA CIENIGA]

Oh whoa

Some kids used to tease me

And put me through hell

Some people are mean—

[LA CIENIGA & NAUTICA]

But most people mean well

It's just their thinkin' is stinkin'—

[LA CIENIGA]

And a little outdated

Or maybe they're merely un-edumecated!

Got pretty eyes, but thunder thighs—

It ain't no thing, yeah!

I'm daddy's little big surprise—

It ain't no thing, yeah!

Love who you are

[NAUTICA & LA CIENIGA]

And the world will adore you!

[LA CIENIGA]

And the couple that don't

At least they can't ignore you!

Now boys all want to buy me bling—

It ain't no thing, yeah!

[NAUTICA & ENSEMBLE]

Na na na! Hey, hey!

Na na na! Hey, hey!

[LACIENEGA]

It ain't no thing! Yeah!

[ENSEMBLE]

Na na na! Hey, hey!

Na na na! Hey, hey!

[LA CIENEGA]

Don’t walk away and leave cases unopened

While you're playing 'Deal or No Deal'!

[ENSEMBLE]

No deal!

[NAUTICA]

And don't you just take little pieces of life

[LA CIENEGA & NAUTICA]

Treat yourself to the seven-course meal!

[BRIDGET]

Oh, oh!

I've been hatin' on myself unnecessarily

[ENSEMBLE]

No, no, no!

[BRIDGET]

I’m here to state, I’m feelin' great

Celebratin' me!

[ENSEMBLE]

Yeah, yeah!

[BRIDGET (& ENSEMBLE)]

I've got a big butt!

(Work!)

Well, so what?

(Work!)

It's good as any other!

(Oh, ooh wooh!)

And I think of you as sisters

From another mother!

Yeah, I got some junk up in my trunk

(Back it on up!)

It ain't no thing, yeah!

(It ain't no thing, no it ain't no thing!)

Twig thinks I’m sexy—who'd a thunk?

(You better think!)

Let freedom ring, yeah!

(Freedom, freedom, yeah, freedom!)

I'm through hesitating, time to get off the pot!

[BRIDGET, LA CIENIGA & NAUTICA]

You can give love, you can get love

Long as you love what you got!

[BRIDGET (& ENSEMBLE)]

I’m gonna french kiss with tongue

Like I dreamed I'd do

(Hoo, hoo, hoo!)

And not just with my pillow

But with you-know-who

(You-know-who!)

[NAUTICA]

You got the spirit now girl, dang!

[LA CIENEGA]

Look at all the joy you brang!

[BRIDGET]

Now I'm gonna end it with a bang

[ENSEMBLE]

Whoo!

[BRIDGET]

It ain't no thang!

[ENSEMBLE]

Na na na na, hey hey—

Na na na na, hey hey—

[BRIDGET]

I mean it ain't no thing!

[ENSEMBLE]

Na na na! hey hey!

Na na na! hey hey!

[BRIDGET]

No, it ain't no thing!

[ENSEMBLE]

No, it ain't

[ALL]

No, it ain't

[NAUTICA, spoken]

Now you go find that boy and tell him you are free Friday night

[BRIDGET, spoken]

Gosh darn it, I will!

[LA CIENEGA, spoken]

Ooh, language, honey child, please!

[BRIDGET]

It ain't no thing!