Va Va Va Voom - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

I've gone so crazy, I'm a certified nervous wreck (va va va voom)

A little bit eccentric (ah), screaming like a discotheque

I'm dizzy, I'm mad, I'm not number twenty-three (va va va voom)

They say I'm blind, but I can see

I can see

Hey, you with your red boots on

You're mad, I assume

And you with your mind all gone

Va va va voom

I don't want troubles, I don't like lies

Just give me a view

I'm number twenty-three but the way it's goin'

I'll be number twenty-two

Va va va voom

I'm just plain psycho, va va va voom (va va va voom)

Skiing through the swish alps in my padded room

Va va va voom

Oh, what a lovely jacket but the sleeves are far too long (va va va voom)

Ah, but me and Houdini, we've known that one

All along, all along

Hey, you with the hairdo, where'd you get it done

If they think they're gonna do one of those on me

I'll pull out a gun

Oh come on now, it's not too-too

A little bit yes

If they go and try to rewire my head

It's gonna be a sticky mess