One

Two

One, two, three, four

In this concrete jungle void of charms

With takeout porn and car alarms

No one's bringing armies in

To keep the girls from speaking sin

-Der blocks are stacking and the sound of bricks is clacking while the cement mixes

When the eyes of workmen stop and fix this chick's mouths with asterixes

Guttermouth

She spits on every curb

And she flips the boys the bird

And every other word is from the guttermouth

She grabs her crotch in public

And I guess that they're all stuck with

The guttermouth, guttermouth

Guttermouth, guttermouth

City life is hard to cope

With sleazy gropers pushing dope

Sometimes survival's only hope's

A mouth that needs a wash with soap

And water couldn't clean this town

The sewers run above the ground

The streets are like a lost and found

For vagabonds who spew sounds from the gutter

Oh, guttermouth

Mothers disapprove

Of the vile talk and lewdness

"Miss, stop the filth protruding from that guttermouth"

Though they try so hard to punish

The boys all wanna run with

The guttermouth, guttermouth

Guttermouth, guttermouth

She's a fortune cookie full of nasty puns and proverbs

Tucked inside her hot and sour mind

But only skin is sugarcoated—words are jagged and corroded

Like the blunt and rusty ax she grinds

Filthy quips from dirty lips

She's got tons of DNA, but all they see is T&A

A perfect lady looks that way

Knows what she can and cannot say

To the bending men who alter their direction as they try to halt her

Caterwaul as they assault her

After all this, can you fault her mouth?

Oh, guttermouth

Her one serenity

Is showing her identity

Ain't in sainthood but obscenity

Oh, guttermouth

Make her feel bad for her curves

And you're gonna get what you deserve

Straight from the guttermouth

Guttermouth

She spits on every curb

And she flips the boys the bird

And every other word is from the guttermouth

Says, "If you're gonna walk these blocks

Then you'd better talk the tough talk

Just like a guttermouth"

Guttermouth, guttermouth

All right!

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah, baby

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah