[Intro]

This is the worst country song of all time

And it goes

[Verse 1]

I hate beer and honky tonk women

I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishin'

And I don't know the words to "Family Tradition"

"Folsom Prison" or "Walk the Line"

And I think sweet tea is overrated

And all dirt roads were made for pavin'

Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

[Chorus]

And the chorus goes

I love cities and traffic jams

I don't want a house on a piece of land

I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan

But I don't wanna earn a dime

Old Yeller didn't make me sad

I think we should change the American flag

Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

Sеcond verse goes

[Verse 2]

I think trucks arе a waste of gas

If you disagree, we'll cancel that 'cause

My mama never whipped my ass

Huh, I guess she never tried

Man, stick a fork in the constitution

I support Kim Jong-Un and Putin

Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

And the chorus goes

[Chorus]

I love cities and traffic jams

I don't want a house on a piece of land

I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan

But I don't wanna earn a dime

Old Yeller didn't make me sad

I think we should change the American flag

Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

[Bridge]

And the bridge goes

I'm too good for solo cups

Your mama's homemade fried chicken sucks

Boots ain't made to get scuffed up

How you like that saxophone?

Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue

And you're as country as caviar if you think that's true

This song's a joke, but if it ain't for you

I know your favorite song

And it goes like

[Chorus]

I love cities and traffic jams

I don't want a house on a piece of land

I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan

But I don't wanna earn a dime

Old Yeller didn't make me sad

I think we should change the American flag

Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time