[Intro]

Oh, it's on now

C'mon

[Verse 1]

Somebody better call the law

We done took it outside, we’re about to brawl

Old boy done put his hands on a woman

Where I come from son, the next thing coming is a

Ass whooping in the parking lot

About to drop this fool right in front of the cops

And I ain’t gonna to run

I'm proud of what I done

[Chorus]

Yeah, read me my rights, put me in cuffs

Take me downtown, Barney lock me up

And I’ll do my time and raise my right hand

And I'd tell the judge that I'd do it again

[Verse 2]

Well I heard it through the grapevine

Good daddy and a husband is a-doing time

Said his wife and his kids was in the house

Some old boy broke in, man, it all went south

When he dropped the hammer on his .45

Now he's in the pen; twenty-five to life

I hate to say, but if it'd have been me

Well, I'd have said

[Chorus]

Read me my rights, put me in cuffs

Yeah, take me downtown Barney lock me up

I’ll do my time and raise my right hand

And I'd tell the judge that I'd do it again

[Bridge]

If I have to put the law in my hands, yeah

Well it has time to break

Because I know right from wrong and if you cross that line

Boy all I gotta say is

All I've gotta say, boy

[Chorus]

Is read me my rights, put me in cuffs

You take me downtown Barney lock me up

And I’ll do my time and raise my right hand

And I’ll tell the judge that I’d do it again

Read me my rights, put me in cuffs

Take me downtown, you better lock me up

And I’ll do my time and raise my right hand

And I’ll tell the judge that I'd do that shit again

[Outro]

Ughh, your honor, I can't lie

I'm guilty

Ah shit