Definitely Going to Hell

I'm definitely going to Hell

You know what, oh well! I accept my fate!

I thought I'd go Heaven instead, whatever I look awesome in red

So when I drop dead I'll be looking great!

And I've always thought that fires are relaxing

Down in hell, getting tan will be a snap!

Oh my god, I'll finally get to meet Michael Jackson!

Holy crap! I'll get the chance to see real demons to do the thriller dance!

So tell Satan I'll be there in a jiff!

The minute that my body is stiff

And I don't care if you approve or not!

I'm definitely going to Hell and it's gonna be hot!

Ah!

I'm definitely going to Hell!

And as you can tell I'm okay with that

I'll be on fire but I don't really care

'Cause everyone I know will be there!

Down below is where the party is at!

Just admit eternal peace sounds kind of boring

Hearts are dumb, and those uphossels(?) are up tight!

Down in Hell, we're doing shots cause Satan's pouring

All night, anything you want, and Satan will engineer it up!

Have a scotch with holy water!

Now that's a holy spirit!

I'm going under but I'm over the moon!

Tell Judas I'll be seeing him soon!

Sorry father you know why!

I'm definitely going to Hell, and it's gonna be a hell of a

Time!