[Verse 1]
Drunk
The social lubricant of love
The bartender thinks I talk too much
About my favorite movies
And what I would do if I were president
I tweet
Pictures of the drinks I complete
It's almost like I'm trying to make you jealous
You're stuck in an office
And I'm in the sun with liquid bread again
[Chorus]
All together now, sing
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I wanna get drunk today
I wanna get out and play
And paint the town red
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I wanna get drunk tonight
Order every drink I like
And smile at strangers
But ultimately
Think I want in thеir dreams
Just know them from school or something
[Verse 2]
Lifе
Is much too short to stay inside
All the best stories stem from alcohol
And there's an explanation
We're all fond of self-sedation storylines
Sing
The jukebox songs that sound rocking
Feed it your loose change
And get lost and groovy
Like nobody's watching
You're just dancing your way into better days
[Chorus]
All together now, sing
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I wanna get drunk today
I wanna get out and play
And paint the town red
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I wanna get drunk tonight
Order every drink I like
And smile at strangers
But ultimately
Think I'm just a creep
Or maybe I've seen their Facebook profile
[Bridge]
Gen!
Makes me feel like I can fly
Beer!
Makes my liver feel alive
Rum!
Makes me sick most of the time
Wine!
Ironically makes me whine
Vodka!
Not a pretty drink, stay away from it
Whiskey!
Do you wanna spend the day collecting stories
About the things you did last night?
Brandy!
Not a pretty drink, if you run your mouth
Absinthe!
Uh, let's not even go there
[Pre-Chorus]
All together now, sing
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I wanna get drunk today
I wanna get out and play
And paint the town red
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I wanna get drunk tonight
Order every drink I like
And smile at strangers
[Chorus]
All together now, sing
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I wanna get drunk today (Wanna get drunk tonight)
I wanna get out and play (Wanna get out and play)
And paint the town red
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I wanna get drunk tonight (Wanna get drunk today)
Order every drink I like (Order every drink I like)
And smile at strangers
[Outro]
But ultimately
I think I want company
Or I'm just a lonely bastard at a bar