[Intro]

By the sampling the wealth of music and sound effects

Available on audio fidelity stereo disks

You can take a trip around the world

Without leaving your easy chair

[Sara Johnston:]

Couch surfer

[Verse 1: James Di Salvio]

Together with everything and nothing between us

You are the whole soul goal me, you

Universal universal union

Blending in matter, journeying harmony

(Wooooooo!)

Journeying harmony

The ecstasy is voyaged through swaying, interplaying

Perennial gardenia gardens, flowing into fuscia fountains

Leaping into warm purple pink gaseous fumes, purple pools

Moving in, undulating, emanating jewels

Into a timeless, spaceless, placeless place

[Chorus]

Couch surfer, couch surfer

(Such a cute face)

Couch surfer, couch surfer

(I'm surfing)

Couch surfer, couch surfer

(Couch surfing)

(Move into your house)

I'm a couch surfer

[Post-Chorus: James Di Salvio]

Now move into your house, I'm a couch surfer

Yeah, but I don't mean to be

Somebody took my keys, I'm a couch surfer

(Couch surfer)

[Verse 2: James Di Salvio]

Well, I'm locked inside of the Holiday Inn

And I'd like to get out with just a little bit of rain

(Down and down and down and out, but I don't give a damn)

Can I crash at your place again? Just one more night?

(Couch surfer)

I'm couch surfing, I'm a couch surfer

(Couch surfer, couch surfer)

Locked on the inside

I'm locked in but you locked me inside

(Couch surfer)

Inside of no longer me

Move to tears beyond into a pond

Of cool quivers, my being shivers

I'm pure energy beyond the sun, I'm utterly complete union

I'm a couch surfer, mind if I eat those chips?

Oh, that's okay, I don't like salt and vinegar anyways

(Couch surfer)

No no no, I didn't use pay-per-view, I figured it was free

Yeah, I'm going, I'm a couch surfer, couch surfing